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Privacy Notice
Updated 2026-09-18. Short, because this website collects very little, and written to be read rather than to be unassailable.
The Whole Thing In One Paragraph
There is no account here, no newsletter, and nothing is sold on this domain. Clicking an order button hands you to the official checkout, and anything typed there is covered by that operator's policy rather than this one. The only personal information this site is ever likely to hold is whatever you put in an email to us.
What Is Collected
Analytics
Ordinary web analytics tell us which pages are read, which are ignored and whether anything is broken. The output is aggregate: page views, approximate region, browser and device type, and the source of a visit. No attempt is made to identify individual readers and nothing in it carries a name.
Server logs
As with every web server, requests are recorded: IP address, timestamp, the file requested and the browser's self-description. These are held briefly for security and diagnostics, then discarded.
Write to [email protected] and we hold your address and message for as long as it takes to deal with the question and a reasonable period afterwards. It does not go on a list and it is not used for anything except replying.
Cookies
Analytics may set one. Following an order link may set an affiliate cookie recording that a visit came from here, which is how the commission described below is attributed. Neither carries a name. Every browser can block or clear cookies under its privacy settings, and this site works normally with them blocked.
What Never Happens Here
- Your email address is not sold, rented or traded
- Writing once does not add you to a mailing list
- Payment details are never requested on this domain, because we cannot take payment
- No medical information is asked for, and we would rather you did not send any
- No advertising trackers or retargeting pixels run on these pages
- No attempt is made to identify individual readers from analytics
When You Order
Order buttons open the official checkout in a new tab. From that point you are dealing with the merchant who operates it: they take your name, address and payment details, process the transaction, ship the parcel and handle refunds. This site never sees payment information and never receives a copy of an order.
Their own privacy policy is the document to read before you pay. It is the document that governs the purchase.
Affiliate disclosure. A sale that follows a link from these pages may pay this site a commission. It costs you nothing extra and changes nothing about your price, your policy window or your rights — and it has changed nothing about what is written here, including the two-star customer message and the article that ranks this product fifth out of five.
Third Parties
Two external services are involved in loading a page: a font service and the analytics provider. Each one sees an IP address simply because that is how a browser fetches a file from another host. No customer data is shared with either, because none is held.
Your Rights
Your local law may give you the right to ask what is held about you, to have it put right or removed, and to object to some kinds of processing. Since the only thing likely to exist is an email exchange, exercising those is simple: write to [email protected] and ask, and you will get written confirmation of what was done.
Children
This site and this product are for adults over 18. No information is knowingly collected from children, and if you believe a child has sent us something, say so and it will be deleted.
Security, Changes And Contact
The site is served over HTTPS. Email is not encrypted end to end, so please do not send anything through it you would not want sitting in an inbox — medical details in particular. If this notice changes, the date at the top changes with it, and the current version is the one that applies. Questions go to [email protected].